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I love Lockhart Steele, but … really?
And Ron Burkle?!? Salman Rushdie?! Chris Burch!!? Ron Perelman?!!!!?! Teddy Forstmann, who is like EIGHTY!!?!?
This is just a list of dirty old men. (Sorry Lock)
As for the rest? A lot of weird trustafarians with scraggly beards, such as … LAPO ELKHANN??? (“There was that pesky ‘05 episode, when Lapo fell into a cocaine-induced coma in the company of a transsexual hooker.”) Oh, what women will overlook for $7 billion.
Blerg.
**Although congrats to David Karp for making it!! Albeit with a weird reference to Tumblr’s worth.
The commenters are on to me!
It’s time to come clean. David Karp, “founder of Tumblr,” has invested approximately 3.7 million dollars of his own stash of cash money in NonSociety. In return, NonSociety [consisting of Meghan Asha, Mary Rambin and Julia Allison] signed a contract specifically stating that they will pose in “no less than 26 photographs every seven weeks” which - and we quote - “make David Karp look like a Heterosexual Chuck Bass P.I.M.P.“ In addition, “David Karp” agrees to show up at fake events on New Years eve to enable NonSociety to continue providing content to its 470,000,000 readers.
All parties remain pleased with the deal terms.
You should totally date him. He’s mega-cute.
Caroline McCarthy, me and Randi Zuckerberg at Prime House tonight. We met up at 10:30 (David Karp joined us around 11:15) and closed the joint, walking up a block to the Tumblr offices to hang out and talk until 2:30 am.
There is literally nothing in the world that makes me happier than long, incredibly stimulating conversation with thoughtful, intelligent friends, and that’s what we had tonight.
I feel incredibly, incredibly blessed.
The David Karp, founder of Tumblr, bringer of Royal Tennenbaum-type style this weekend, today at his office.




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The commenters are on to me!
It’s time to come clean. David Karp, “founder of Tumblr,” has invested approximately 3.7 million dollars of his own stash of cash money in NonSociety. In return, NonSociety [consisting of Meghan Asha, Mary Rambin and Julia Allison] signed a contract specifically stating that they will pose in “no less than 26 photographs every seven weeks” which - and we quote - “make David Karp look like a Heterosexual Chuck Bass P.I.M.P.“ In addition, “David Karp” agrees to show up at fake events on New Years eve to enable NonSociety to continue providing content to its 470,000,000 readers.
All parties remain pleased with the deal terms.](http://29.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImi8tgcbkXAPijfb2o1_400.png)



