NonSociety – Live Differently. Julia Allison Media Personality

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Feb 09, 09 2:45am

In case you weren't depressed about the State of Dating in New York City, check out who our "most eligible bachelors" are. Uhhhh ...

I love Lockhart Steele, but … really?

And Ron Burkle?!? Salman Rushdie?! Chris Burch!!? Ron Perelman?!!!!?! Teddy Forstmann, who is like EIGHTY!!?!?

This is just a list of dirty old men.  (Sorry Lock)

As for the rest?  A lot of weird trustafarians with scraggly beards, such as … LAPO ELKHANN???  (“There was that pesky ‘05 episode, when Lapo fell into a cocaine-induced coma in the company of a transsexual hooker.”)  Oh, what women will overlook for $7 billion.

Blerg.

**Although congrats to David Karp for making it!!  Albeit with a weird reference to Tumblr’s worth.