The commenters are on to me!
It’s time to come clean. David Karp, “founder of Tumblr,” has invested approximately 3.7 million dollars of his own stash of cash money in NonSociety. In return, NonSociety [consisting of Meghan Asha, Mary Rambin and Julia Allison] signed a contract specifically stating that they will pose in “no less than 26 photographs every seven weeks” which - and we quote - “make David Karp look like a Heterosexual Chuck Bass P.I.M.P.“ In addition, “David Karp” agrees to show up at fake events on New Years eve to enable NonSociety to continue providing content to its 470,000,000 readers.
All parties remain pleased with the deal terms.
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The commenters are on to me!
It’s time to come clean. David Karp, “founder of Tumblr,” has invested approximately 3.7 million dollars of his own stash of cash money in NonSociety. In return, NonSociety [consisting of Meghan Asha, Mary Rambin and Julia Allison] signed a contract specifically stating that they will pose in “no less than 26 photographs every seven weeks” which - and we quote - “make David Karp look like a Heterosexual Chuck Bass P.I.M.P.“ In addition, “David Karp” agrees to show up at fake events on New Years eve to enable NonSociety to continue providing content to its 470,000,000 readers.
All parties remain pleased with the deal terms.](http://29.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImi8tgcbkXAPijfb2o1_400.png)
