File Under: Tina Brown’s people know how to write “Forward-To-All-My-Friends” headlines.
“There’s almost nothing better for you than regular sex,” says Tucker Carlson in this story. Oh Tucker. WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?
“Judging from the many studies on the subject, a daily romp is healthier than yoga, a five-mile run, and a handful of multivitamins combined. Sex has been shown to ameliorate memory, posture, depression, anxiety, insomnia, menstrual cramps, digestion, bladder control, dental health, and the sense of smell.”
Finding herself sex-partnerless, she sniffs as she turns back on Dawkins’ lecture. The Selfish Gene, indeed.
