Apropos of nothing except my consistently irritating Insomnia, I’m giving my bed a Makeover.
First on my list? These chamois fitted sheets, from (cough, cough) Pottery Barn for Kids. Whatever. I do not care what anyone thinks. They are SOFT AS SHIT, and I must own them.
Now I just need to find a duvet, a duvet cover and maybe some better pillows. A new mattress would be ideal, but I can’t justify the $$ for that.
Update: Oy. They’re sold out of white, my sheet color of choice, so it looks like I may have to buy … pink. Dear god. My apartment is already a joke, this is just the nail in the very pink fluffy marabou coffin. Not that it really matters - I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve brought a boy home to this place. This, I suppose, will simply keep out the … um … men who are normal and find pink boxes emasculating / flaccid-izing. Sigh.
