A Little Trip down Blog Lane ...
(with apologies to my regular readers, I’m reposting this by request)
If you’re hanging out doing work in front of your laptop this afternoon, like me, procrastinate with a few of my favorite quips from the archives (note: these are not the long, heavy entries.)
“I graded my boyfriend on how well he dealt with PMS this weekend.”
“I think you need to get a fuck buddy.”
“Golddigger, hot.”
“Do you even know how to ride a bicycle??”
“Would you rather …?”
“You should make a HUGE splash leaving Gawker”
“It’s a big pile of suck.”
“When a door shuts …”
“What’s in this box?”
“Why don’t you go lick some …”
“What kind of course is computer science?”
“Why do you turn off your cell phone?”
“Realizations I’ve Had in the Last Five Minutes”
“My Life Philosophy: Part 1 of 394”
“I forgot the TOP PART OF THE BIKINI for the cover shot!”
The Sequel to He’s Just Not That Into You
Hypothetical matching dog-owner halloween costumes
“My orthodentist’s office, where crappy children’s toys go to die.”
“I love how they add the .2 to the end.”
“File Under: Hey, Whatever Works!”
Pay Your Bills FOR FREE!
“Do you think google would have been as successful if … “
“What are you doing tonight?”
“Whenever I’m feeling badly about life …”
