wow.
From: enriquerugby@yahoo.com
Date: August 1, 2008 12:09:45 AM EDT
To: julia@nonsociety.com
Subject: Hit the treadmill!
Dear Julia,
Been watching your photos and videos lately, and looks like you need to take a few pounds off that beautiful body of yours. You have been terribly busy and all, but remember that “mens sana in corpore sano”. So get that gorgeous frame of yours back in shape!
An admirer
Dear “Admirer,”
I’m thrilled that you’re so concerned about my health. Thank you. Really. Now, on behalf of normal sized women everywhere, I have one message to impart to you:
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
xoxo
Julia
PS. The cupcake/cotton candy/cookies I ate tonight were delicious.
