The genius of the Puppy Bowl is that there is absolutely nothing—nothing—to the Puppy Bowl but people projecting their total adoration of baby dogs onto their TVs. There is nothing objectionable about this. The Puppy Bowl is wonderful, and if you don’t like it, you’re basically a heartless, terrible, awful person. I hope you die and are reborn as a squeaking plush porcupine.
The Puppy Bowl is the Greatest Thing Ever
