Such lovely young girls on Vanity Fair’s young hollywood cover! I don’t know if anyone else feels similarly, but I’m quite … relieved … to have fresh faces on the scene.
Nothing against them personally (they’re clearly stunning - and stunningly talented - actresses), but I’m just tired of Scarlett/Natalie/Keira/Blake thing, not to mention the CameronDiaz/SandraBullock/KatherineHeigl thing. And yes, I’m just randomly grouping actresses who I’ve seen too many times on too many magazine covers with too many incredibly bland “exclusive! glimpses! into their lives!” profiles. It’s like Ambien in print form.
Anyway. These girls - more sprites than starlets - are most definitely needed to spice up the place. The place, of course, being “this country’s insatiable media obsession with Hollywood that will not die no matter how many times you condescendingly subscribe to The New Yorker.”
Although lord, Kristin Stewart, could you please at least ATTEMPT to look happy? You’re making a truly astounding amount of money to appear on screen sighing heavily while looking completely pained and thrashing about bleeding when you attempt to do normal human activities like open presents and, you know, walk. You’re also fucking The Hottest Most Brooding Young Man on The Planet. So. I’m just saying. Appreciate it.
