Hysterical!!!!
caro:
I’m a little bit obsessed with Moosejaw. They just sent out this e-mail:
Everyone knows that celebrating New Year’s Eve is only about one thing: Frenching. When the Romans invented the modern calendar, it was because the lunar calendar didn’t have any important occasions to use as an excuse to lock lips with other people.
In modern times, if you don’t kiss a hottie on New Year’s, you pretty much don’t even get to be part of that year. That’s why, this year, Moosejaw has set up a service to increase the Frenching rate of our customers.
The Frenching Service is super simple. If you have someone you want to French when the ball drops, but you’re afraid to ask them, just email seveninheaven@moosejaw.com and we’ll do our best to hook it up for you.
Here are the things we’ll need from you:
- The person’s first name you want to French, and their phone number.
- Where you plan to have everything go down.
- 5 characteristics that make you want to French that person.
- 3 things that make you totally Frenchable.
We’re only offering this to the first 100 people. Sorry.
Love the Madness,
Moosejaw(No, I’m not partaking.)
