ALEX BALK!!!!!!!!  PUT ME ON YOUR TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Furthermore, I would like to take credit for what is SURE to be a domino-effect of the dregs of Manhattan media all jumping on Tumblr’s boat together, like little esoteric rats.

Sigh.  First Doree, now Alex.  Who’s next, Jeff Bercovici?  Rachel Sklar?  Emily Gould’s new dog?!?!?!

MY MOM??? 

(PS. You didn’t really think I could go to bed at 12, did you??)