Walking back to my place from Jordan’s parents place, Megan, Lillydog and I stumbled across this PINK SPARKLE PUMPKIN. I almost died.
Me: OMFG. Omfg!!! IT’S A PINK SPARKLE PUMPKIN!!!!! This is absolutely what I’m doing to mine next Halloween.
Megan: Yeah, but you should carve a JULIA into it first.

