My mom is making brownies right now
- Mom: Want to lick the spoon?
- Me: Um, obviously.
- Mom: Should I make two kinds - one with the different kind of chocolate?
- Me: Do I even need to answer that question?
- Mom: Yeah, it's Christmas! Calories don't count until midnight!! And then ...
- Me: ...we turn into fat pumpkins?
- Mom: Yes.












