- Mom: Julia, you'd better get really rich.
- Me: Why?
- Mom: Because you need to hire a chef. You can't cook!
- Me: It's not that I *can't* cook! It's that up until one month ago, I had a kitchen the size of a washing machine. There wasn't a huge incentive to spend time there.
- Mom: Well, I guess we'll need to get you some cookbooks then.
- Me: Actually, a chef's not such a bad idea.












