You can't make this up. Or, you could, but then you'd have way too much time on your hands.

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From:

Sarah [redacted]

Date:

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:31:59 -0400

To:

Julia

Last night I met up with a guy friend of mine and he was telling me how every time he sees his “Nana” she asks him if he is dating anyone yet. She proceeded to tell him that she saw this beautiful woman on television and thought they would be perfect for each other so she recorded the show & actually gave him the VHS tape in hopes that he would then be able to somehow contact this woman so they could live happily ever after. Awe.

So he and I laugh about it for a bit and don’t talk about it again. Then today I jokingly send him a link to some hideous chick and ask him if that is her. He responds, no her name is Julia Allison. I shit you not. I copied our conversation, it was too random.

Sarah:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/19/60II/main656777.shtml

Sarah:

this your girl?

[Redacted]:

ha no

[Redacted]:

her name is julia allison

Sarah:

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??????????????????

Sarah:

she is my girlfriend!

[Redacted]:

cmon

[Redacted]:

my nana loves her

[Redacted]:

are you serious?

Sarah:

we can't be talking about the same girl

[Redacted]:

def not

Sarah:

long dark hair?

Sarah:

http://www.juliaallison.com/

Sarah:

this her?

[Redacted]:

hmm, i think it actually is

Sarah:

that is my girlfriend

Sarah:

i am not even kidding

[Redacted]:

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Redacted]:

tell her my nana is in love with her

Sarah:

i cannot believe it

[Redacted]:

i have to take her out then

[Redacted]:

i mean, its my nana

Sarah:

it is such a small world

[Redacted]:

that's not small world, thats ridic if you're not messin with me

[Redacted]:

if she really ur friend, u gotta tell her my nana wants me to randomly call the star to get her number and take her out

[Redacted]:

showed up for dinner with my nana and she whipped out a vcr tape

[Redacted]:

of her segment on some morning show

[Redacted]:

and she told me that she would like me to call the star and take her out

[Redacted]:

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Redacted]:

wanna date a stalking grandmother's favorite grandson?

[Redacted]:

just for the story

Sarah:

do you remember what show it was?

[Redacted]:

some show with 2 people's names

[Redacted]:

morning show

Sarah:

jesus, that is her...she is on that all the time

[Redacted]:

ha

[Redacted]:

thats ridiculous

Sarah:

i was with her on saturday night...i cannot wait to tell her

Sarah:

she is beautiful

[Redacted]:

and....

Sarah:

and single!

Sarah:

this is too funny

[Redacted]:

really is

[Redacted]:

i should show up for dinner with her at my nana's next time i go

[Redacted]:

nana would die

[Redacted]:

on the spot

[Redacted]:

she taped her show on a VCR

[Redacted]:

and the tape said on a sticker "for [Redacted]"