I really, really, really want to go to Vegas this weekend, but it’s Miss Rachel Sklar’s, Mr. Alexander Balk’s and Miss Meghan Asha’s birthdays, so I can’t.
However, if you own a private jet and are willing to fly me to Larry Page’s wedding, I will happily sign an NDA to be your guest.
I am in no way joking. I need to get away from this city.
