Heading over to College Humor’s Dress Like an Asshole on a Yacht Party, at the rooftop of the Hotel Rivington in the lower east side.
This was my 2nd outfit of the evening … a bit tough, since I normally dress like an asshole on a yacht. But I think I managed to put a solid costume together.
My Asshole on a Yacht Head to Toe:
- ginormous pink head-bow, Forever 21
- Multiple pearls on neck, wrist, ears
- giant fake engagement ring
- Lilly Pulitzer pink polo (popped collar, obvs)
- J.Crew green cardigan tied over shoulders
- Lilly Pulitzer pink & green skirt
- LL Bean boat tote (monogrammed - bonus points!)
- white patent leather espadrilles
