Halloween 2006: Slutty Condom Fairy
with Krystal, Slutty Referee
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Halloween 2006: Slutty Condom Fairy
with Krystal, Slutty Referee
Halloween 2006: Slutty Condom Fairy
(with Kaitlin the Slutty Prison Guard, Meghan the Slutty Football Player, Krystal the Slutty Referee and Sarah the Slutty Baseball Player)
Halloween 2006: Slutty Condom Fairy
(with Newsweek’s Nick Summers at Nick Denton’s party)
I don’t remember a whole chunk of that night. Luckily.
Halloween 2006: Slutty Condom Fairy
The girls, L to R: Krystal, Kaitlin, Meghan, and Sarah
Halloween 2005: Slutty Prison Guard
I was trying to do a whole call back to the Slutty Prisoner of 2004. For some reason, I loved this costume, even though I bought it at Ricky’s like a tourist.
Halloween 2005: Slutty Prison Guard.
Halloween 2005: Slutty Prison Guard
With my then-boyfriend, Alex, who went as a prisoner. My prisoner of lovvvve. hahaha
Halloween 2004: Slutty Prisoner.
Halloween 2004: Slutty Prison Guard
Oh, a sex pun! How clever.
Halloween 2004: Slutty Prisoner
(with my college friend Sarah Goodnow, Slutty Paris Hilton)
I give myself negative points for the lack of originality in this costume. I had just moved across the country from LA to New York and I couldn’t work up the creative gumption to make my own.
Halloween 2003: Slutty Pink Fairy
(far right is my senior year roommate, Alex Khouri, Slutty Tinkerbell)
I was so proud of this costume, for some odd reason. I think it’s because I made it myself, using every pink item I could find, plus I spray painted those angel wings (pink, obvs). After Halloween passed, I nailed them to my wall, where they stayed as one of the most bizarre decorative items ever to be hung up in a dorm room. And that’s saying something …
Halloween 2002: Slutty Saran Wrap with my two senior year roommates, CD (on the left) and Alex (on the right)
We took boxes of colored Saran Wrap and … um … wrapped ourselves in it. Then we spray-painted our hair. We loved these costumes. We were also, perhaps not coincidentally, very, very intoxicated. Oh, college.
HAHAHA
Halloween 2002: Slutty Saran Wrap
Halloween 2001: Slutty American Flag
This was after 9/11, so I felt the need to integrate a bit of patriotism into my holiday revelry.
(With my sophomore year bff, Cristina Corbin, now an on-air reporter for FoxNews)
This text made me laugh so hard. Oh, momsers.