PRIORITY STRAIGHTENING TO COMMENCE … NOW

Where am I watching GOSSIP GIRL’S SEASON PREMIERE on Monday night???

I’m worried I won’t get home in time. (checks flight schedule) I won’t! shit! (actually considers moving flight) grrr.

Which sweet bunny friend is TIVO’ing it for me and restraining themselves from watching to get the FULL EFFECT when we watch it together?

Rewards will be accorded to loyalists.