Randi’s Bachelorette Party in Vegas: The Numbers

Total alcohol consumption by me: 1/2 frozen margarita, 1/2 glass champagne, 1 juice flavored shot type thing in a plastic cup (vodka??)

Total gambling by me: $0

Total nights out after 1 am: 0 (9 pm first night, 12:30 am second night, 11:30 pm third night. SERIOUSLY.)

Total times I called security to tell the room next door to “turn it down already”: 3

Conclusion: I am officially way too old for Vegas.

That all having been said, I had an incredible time with the girls and effervescent, glowing bride-to-be Randi … I’ve never seen a more joyful bachelorette! She practically levitated. I love her energy, although I think (this weekend) that may have had something to do with Red Bull. cough cough, haha. She’s such a cheater! I won’t drink Red Bull and went cold turkey on coffee recently, so I didn’t have her stamina.

This is my favorite photo from the entire trip. We were both just happy … impromptu lip dubs in matching swimsuits will do that.