At Betsey Johnson’s New York showroom, picking out a delicious confection of a dress for my birthday on Thursday.

For those of you who may be confused, the adorable Jessica Schroeder was going to design one for me, and actually started doing it, but we didn’t leave enough time (couture takes hours and hours!) … so it was off to Betsey, and oh my god did I find a dress.

Let’s just put it this way: Mary is going to have a heart attack.