OMG OMG OMG OMG

I can hear my neighbors having sex!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHH! 

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I DON’T HEAR THE GODDMAN JACKHAMMERS IN THE BUILDING NEXT DOOR BUT I CAN HEAR HER MOANS??? 

It’s going to be So.  Awkward. seeing her in the elevator.

On the plus side, I guess this means that married, pregnant people DO still have sex. 

PS.  I guess this also means that in case I ever decide actually bring a guy back to my place, I’m going to have to blast music at the same time.  Except that last time I did that (the music, not the guy), Married Sex-Having Preggers Lady pounded on my wall.

I can’t win!