URGENT URGENT ALERT!!!!!  TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SECRET LOVE LIVES!!!!!

What, like you’re too busy “doing work”??  It’s MONDAY!  Time to procrastinate!!

So, I’m writing this week’s Time Out column tonight, and it’s on all of the sordid shit you New Yorkers get up into with your love lives.

Yeah, you know who you are. Those of you who have a girlfriend (or four) on the side. Those of you who have an escort (or four) in your iPhone. Those of you who dress like a woman on the weekends. Those of you named Anderson Cooper.

(joking!)

Anyway, I know you’re all hiding things (who isn’t??). So get them off your chest - tell me the most insane, ridiculous stories about you (or your friends! or Nick Denton!!). Bonus points if it involves politicians and/or socialites and/or Craig’s List Casual Encounters.

oh, and, not like I need to say this, but OBVIOUSLY your anonymity is completely guaranteed (just include your age pls!). If you’re still too nervous, send it from your secret gmail account. Oh, come on. You know you have one. We all have one.