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Honestly?  Go with your boyfriend.  Your best friend.  A random guy you met on the street.

Just … your parents?  NO.  NONONONONO

and I would avoid it on the first date, as well.

Why?  Oh, let’s see.  Um … masturbation, INCEST, parental beating, veiled S&M, actual bare butt exposure during very, uh, intense simulated sex of two minors, a “circle jerk,” suicide, abortion and resulting death.

I wanted to kill myself.  

On the plus side, the leading actress has a lovely voice. 

















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