In my 27th year, I will be a badass.
Julia Allison: I seriously overinvitedJulia Allison: like seriously
Jeff Bercovici: is this your way of telling me not to come?
Julia Allison: no, you are actually my friend. ish.
Julia Allison: I think I invited 300 people who all will show up
Jeff Bercovici: well, [redacted] probably won't come. so call it 299
Julia Allison: HAHAH [redacted] was left OFF the list
Jeff Bercovici: I saw him near the elevators the other day. he looked like shit
Julia Allison: HAHAHAHHA
Julia Allison: i hope you punched him in the neck
Jeff Bercovici: nah. there was a time when I would've liked to, though.
Jeff Bercovici: seems like the kind of guy who'd curl up in a ball if anyone ever hit him
Julia Allison: he was all up in MY face though
Julia Allison: i should've punched him
Julia Allison: remember that fight at that soho house book party we once were at?
Jeff Bercovici: yup.
Jeff Bercovici: spiegelman vs. dechert
Julia Allison: no joke, i swear to god, MARK MY WORDS, the next time someone messes with me to my face, I will fucking hurt them.
Julia Allison: When I turn 27, there will be no more Mr. Nice Julia
 
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