Just in case you were the last one under the illusion that television is real, this screen shot is from the moment when the (really cute, totally sardonic) producer said “Okay, now pretend to consider whether you want to go on a [fake] second date with him. But you have to pause for 10 seconds after he asks you. And look like you’re not sure, but you’re really considering it.” I was like, “Um … I think you’ve confused me for an ACTRESS? and I’m not one??” We had to shoot it four times because I kept laughing.

PS. Of COURSE we didn’t go on a [fake] second date!! IT WAS FAKE!