Megan: How'd you become friends with David Karp, anyway?
Me: Oh [sighs] ... through Jakob.
Megan: Oh.
[pause]
Megan: Wait, did you sleep with David Karp?
Me: [chokes on food] WHAT?! Oh, god no. No. Nononono. NO.
Megan: Oh, okay.
Me: That would be like sleeping with my brother!!!
Megan: Well, you can sleep with *MY* brother.
Me: Yeah, thanks. I'm gonna pass on that one.
Nov 10th